Let the conspiracy theories begin…

First they take your guns, then they take your eclipse

It seems NASA gets blamed for everything.  I mean, they’ve been covering up extraterrestrial visitation for years.  And they faked that whole moon landing stuff, too, right?  Now, some conspiratorial minded folks will probably interpret the altering of camera settings during the eclipse as proof they faked that as well.  Shit, I’m just surprised no one thinks the moon itself is a hoax yet.

“It’s all a Jewish liberal media plot to sell more cheese…”

Well, whatever.  I was a little bummed I didn’t get to see the eclipse out in its natural habitat.  The sky was just too cloudy over Toledo.  Still, though I couldn’t see much from outside, this eclipse was still way cooler than that shitty vampire movie.