Criss Angel’s career is over

When magicians start selling illusions in a box, that’s a pretty sure sign their career is over.  Say what you want about David Copperfield or David Blaine, but you don’t see them on a commercial hawking their tricks to kids.

Mindfreak magic tricks

Found Criss Angel’s box o’ magic it on sale for a substantially reduced price at my local Rite-Aid.  Has his career been sawed in half?  Has he made his magical empire disappear before our very eyes?

Ah, the jokes write themselves…